Rumours
“He domesticated wheat.”
— Noah Yuval Harari, Hunter-Gatherer
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“He wrote “Warren Pees” in less than a week.”
— Leo Tolstoy, Imaginary Friend
“Reminiscent of Hemingway, only taller and clean shaven.”
—Mr. Peanut, Tasty Comestible
“A stale baguette.”
—Julia Child, Coq au Vin Enthusiast
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“He’s a hack. But he’s my hack.”
—Elaine McRae, Significant Other
“He taught me levitation.”
—A Maharishi named Moe, Drifter